Skits Funny ku saabsan ardayda KVNov, ciidaha iyo riwaayada

skits Funny ku saabsan ardayda waxay leeyihiin guul dadka da'da ah iyo waxbarashada kala duwan ka mid ah - waa qabiilka this. Qof walba waa ogyahay in ardayda - talinaysay ee aadanaha dareen kaftan.

Imtixaanada - waqtigan adag

Dabcan, dhibaatooyinka ah in laga gudbo ardayga gaaro in muddo this ay boosaska. Waxaas oo dhan iyo inay muujiyaan goobaha ku saabsan ardayda, maldahaad funny. Sababtoo ah si ay u badbaadaan, in xaaladaha qaar ka mid ah, waxa ay qaadataa hab kaftan ah in xalka dhibaatooyinka badan.

Muuqaallo badan oo ah Maalinta Ardayga funny sharaxaad ka soo jeedin Studios, taas oo ku Xasdi lahaa wax kalsoon.

Tusaale ahaan, waa nin dhalinyaro ah oo ka soo baxay in ay ka jawaabaan la tigidh ee gacanta. Professor daallan nods madaxiisa - waxay is-odhan, bilaabataa. "Tentabednye iyo Titi tentatevitenye", - ayaa sheegay in ardayga la kastoo uu carrabkiisa ku soo laallaada. indhaha professor ayaa lagu soo koobay, "Waa maxay ??? Ku celi, saaxiibkay, waa su'aal ah! Waa maxay kuwanu Titi ??? "ardayga wuxuu leeyahay, carrab soo laallaada, weedha gnarled oo tarjumay dhawaajin lahaa sidan oo kale:" Waad ogtahay, Professor, eey ugu danbeeyay ee aan qaniintay iyada oo afka "-" Taasi ma noqon karto! Sidee loo dhacay? "-" Waxaan cuno rooti la bolse, kolkaasay orodday ee la soo dhaafay. Waxaan doonayay inaan qaado cuntada. Haddana waan ka qaniintay carrabka, sida eey oo kale - iyadoo dhegta qaniino off. Oo su'aashu waxay tahay: "qaybin iyo ciidamada centripetal '." Professor madaxiisa, iyo ardayga iyadoo la kaashanayo wejiga iyo baaqa isku dayaya si uu u gudbiyo isaga jawaabta ruxruxaa.

Waan sharrixi on faraha si dunida

Guud ahaan, ku tilmaamay qaybtii ugu adeegi kartaa sida dhibaato shirqool, waayo, interludes kala duwan oo skits la yaabka lahaa funny ah. Cab oo ku saabsan ardayda Ghadafi qurxin mala awaal ah, kuwaas oo MIME Dodger sheegayaa ma aha oo kaliya oo ka mid ah ciidamada baahinta xukunka iyo nooca, laakiin sidoo kale ka sheekeyneysa content ee "Othello", sharxayaa qalabka qaaradda, waxay siisaa jawaab su'aasha "Fauna ee Australia."

Haddii kale, waxaad awood karaa turjumaadda, waxaa laga qaadaa ardayda, bal yaa garanaya mawduuca. Xitaa more funny noqon doonaa ikhtiyaarka ah markii aanu ticket ka garan maayo ninka dhallinyarada ah ee shakhsi tarjumayaa Professor isla dolt, laakiin waxa uu leeyahay kalsooni uu Isafgaradku.

Sidaas ma aad iman kartaa ilaa leh - waa in uu hal mar!

skits Funny ku saabsan ardayda asal ahaan u dhashay ka soo xaqiiqooyinka dhabta ah. Tani waxa loogu yeero sheekooyin gaagaaban, beddelaa Ghadafi. Muuqaallo badan oo funny ah oo ku saabsan ardayda ee sheekada ku salaysan la'aan ah lacag leeyihiin this lakabka bulshada, laakiin nooca adkeysi dadka dhalinyarada ah, loogu talagalay in aan la joogo iyo mustaqbalka, iyaga oo ka caawinaya "uumi maya" ee arrintan la xiriira. Tusaale ahaan, xaaladaha ku yidhi "Mar walba ardayga gaajaysan" iyo sidoo kale laga yaabaa in miraha ka koraan iyo Muuqaallo maalinta ardayga, funny iyo in yar oo murugo leh.

In maqaayadda ardayga nin Iibsaday laba sausages in ay iska qaataan. iibiso qaro weyn slyly ku kaftamay: "Taasi waa wax cusub ... Waxaad, Peter, ma aad ku socotaane, fasaxa aad la?" - "Haa, Taisiya, note guuradii ... Haa, oo dheeraad ah, fadlan, 18 gelanayo!" taagni dhexdiisa ardayda geesi ah maalinta sugaya in albaabka qolka lagu qadeeyo .

Daahirinta ardayda

Muuqaallo Funny in si xaqiiqo ah u ciyaaray inta lagu jiro iidda ugu horeysay tan ardayga, buunbuuniyeen jees jeesi jireen noloshooda dheel dadka dhalinyarada ah. Dhinaca hal, ay, sida, tufay qiyaasaha laga eryo dhibaatooyin hay'ad iyo noloshiisaba ay qaddar. Laakiin dhanka kale, hadda waa ardayga waxaa jira mudnaanta kale, "quduuska ah" iyo "ilaahyo". Sidaa darteed, skits funny ah oo ku saabsan ardayda ay dhacdo in hab qaar ka mid ah oo ku salaysan cabsi dhallinyarada hore ee xafiiska, macalimiinta adag hormuudka iyo imtixaanada.

Muuqaal "baadkiisa dunida"

Waxaad si ardayda, halkaas oo la siiyey "Elder" ciyaari karaa furitaankii a kaftan ah. nimankii dhallinyarada ahaa goobo ku fadhiisan, sida sameeyaan Hindida ah. In timaha halkii baadad joogtid qalimaan iyo qalin. Iyana way qiiqi "baadkiisa dunida", taas oo u dhaco ee goobada. Si skits ku saabsan ardayda, funny, oo waxaa ka buuxda uu fahmo qaar ka mid ah, ayaa lagu guuleystey, waxaa lagama maarmaan ah in ay fiiro gaar gaar ah si ay qalab ka mid ah fannaaniinta: "odayaasha caqliga leh" labisan leotards jilbaha la dheereeyey oo dildillaacay T-shirts la dhigyo funky iyo "go'neyd dhalinyarada" - in dacwana iyo xiriirka iyo funaanado cad.

odayaasha si ay ardayda yar yar

"Saaxiibbaday way! in aad, waxaa iman doona on warpath la Boqorad dhan-awooda badan iyo calool adag ee cilmiga ah, oo ereygiisa bal yaa soo ogaaday dhibaatada dagaalka this uu barbaro. Xusuusnow, magaca Ilaaha weyn oo dhan-awooda badan ee ardayga by magaca Anuni!

Laakiinse idinku waad taqaaniin, annagu uma ilaahadda awood yar - hodana oo ardayda ka wakiil ah adeegyada Free in hada ka fulinaya xaaskaaga xafiiska Anunaha ah. iyadii, nooca iyo la saadaalin karin, aynu habeen iyo maalin walba ay salaadda iyagoo gubanaya iyo codsiyada lacrimal gargaar kasta.

Anunahu caawiyo kooxda qaraabada, Ilaah bedel ku soo galay, walaalkiis geesi ah oo farxad ah Nuifigto, walaasheed qurux Dapotom, Kaknibuduzh iyo Neseychas, nooca, waxyeello joogto ah Anunahu walaalkiis-Yasodral, Votvezot, Shporaest. In murug iyo ardayga dhib-sharciga had iyo qalbi qaboojisay Anunaha kuwa isaga la jira oo ka Sokeeye: Nunesdam, Peresdam iyo Academ.

Si joogto ah ku jira xaalad ah dagaal kula Anunahom sida oo dhan-awooda badan Ilaah kale-daalim Dean. Tani waa ma gacanta fudud oo uu gubyatsya qaddar ee badan ee isku wadanka yihiin our! Haddaba waxay ahayd inuu isku dayayo inuu afgembiyo Anunaha iyo bixin bahda ardayga ee botanstvo. Laakiin Anuni wefdigiisa had iyo goorba ku guuleystay ka machinations of Deanery ah, iyo arxandarro, oo ay la socdaan razdolbaystvo da'da jir ah sii si loo xakameeyo miyir ku walaaltinimo weyn iyo dhammaadka lahayn!

Waxaa haboon in la xasuusnaado in xafiiska Dean ka khiyaanadu ee ku caawinta cronies, uu madaxda jinniyada Nauchruk, warqad dheer, fashilmaan iyo kuwa kale. iyaga ka mid ah cynicism gaar ah iyo cadaawadda waa despot sharka faraxsaneyn inuu naagtiisa, khiyaanadu Tolkodva leh.

All ciidamada mugdiga ah laba jeer sannadkii bixiya sabtida, marka ay awood u helo awood wayn. Kuwani waxa loo yaqaan covens Kulanka eray laga cabsado. Intii lagu guda jiray ardayda sabtida qoray ee nolol xaq ah, taas oo ay jirto meel ay seexdaan, socod halkaas oo biir ah oo dhan wada dhawrtaan oo soon iyo xakamaynta nafta ka kedis ah in Qol dumar ah uu furmo suuqa, iyo sidoo kale inuu ku tukado ilaahyada wanaagsan: Anunahu, freebies, Nuifigto, Shporaest iyo kuwa kale.

Halkan waxaa ugu weyn, carruurtayda, oo ay tahay in aad taqaan iyo xusuusan galaya this meel simbiriirixo leh, buuxda dhibaato iyo cadaab jidka ... Aamiin! "